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【网络喷子】拉塞尔老头戏言再出|篮网又多一个追求完美冠军足球运动员

点击: 2021-04-04 13:21:09

TheBillRussell:Last week a team reached out looking for an out of work 6’9 now 6’5, over the hill, Greatest defender in@NBAhistory to fill a spot. Time to get game ready!

拉塞尔twiter晒健身教程并出文:“上星期有一支足球队来找我聊,期待获得一个以前210cm、如今早已出现缩水到201cm的历史时间最好防御足球运动员,为此来弥补主力阵容的缺口。现在是时候充分准备啦!”

相关信息>>>指环王晒自身健身教程吐槽:上星期有足球队想签我 现在我做好准备!

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[–]76ersGOAT_Redditor 8301 指標 16小時前

Nets got their guy!

篮网获得了她们的混蛋!

[–]Netscreative_i_am_not 3 指標 14小時前

You know the draft odds right !?

你了解选秀节目欧赔多少钱吧?

[–]WestBorisDirk 473 指標 12小時前

Wilt's corpse just fouled out.

德雷克斯勒从墓葬里跳了出去。

[–]timandsid121 2980 指標 16小時前*

Lakers sign 73 year old Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

湖人队签订了73岁的贾巴尔。

[–]ungentrified_villain 5 指標 20小時前

no way he goes to the lakers , brooklyn seems like the obvious choice.

他不太可能去湖人队,布鲁克林好像是一个不言而喻的挑选。

[–]SunsOctbblTricot 3 指標 14小時前

Drummond fastened his fingernails.

庄神卡紧了他的手指甲。

相关信息>>>庄神:大洛踩到我的脚 随后我的脚指甲就没了

[–]Bullszirtbow 22 指標 9小時前

Shaq went on to finish the game a perfect 10/10 on free throws.

奥尼尔在罚球线上10投10中。

[–][LAL] Mark McNamarachimpaman 434 指標 14小時前

With Drummond hurting his toe, Lakers have to get someone for center so AD won't have to do it. One more ring for Cap!

湖人队足球迷:德拉蒙德的脚指头受伤了,湖人队务必再找人做后卫,那样AD(浓眉哥)就无需去打5号位了。再说一枚戒指!

[–]Knicks240to180 857 指標 14小時前*

Russell's return to the NBA ended tragically during his first quarter of play against the LA Lakers. After Celtics forward Jason Tatum passed Russell the ball in the paint, the Celtics legend turned to dunk the ball, but was viciously met by LeBron James, Anthony Davis, and Andre Drummond at the rim, and was sandwiched between the three players at incredible force.

湖人热血传奇拉塞尔的重归,在他对战洛杉矶湖人队的第一节赛事中以不幸结束。当湖人后卫杰森-朗佐鲍尔在雷区内传接球给拉塞尔后,这名湖人风云人物回身要去暴扣,但却被詹姆斯-勒布朗詹姆斯、霍华德-理查德森和安德烈-德拉蒙德在篮底凶悍地阻拦,并以难以置信的能量被夹在三个足球运动员正中间。

[–]Trail Blazersjackalope503 186 指標 15小時前

We're really in need of a big man inside after losing Daniel [Theis]", said Celtics general manager Danny Ainge in a press conference this morning. "Bill knows the offense, and he's a great player. He's going to be an amazing presence both on and off the court."

When subsequently asked about Russell's age, Ainge pulled his phone from his pocket and said "Sorry, this is my Chinese food" to no one in particular before stepping down from the podium and disappeared behind the curtain.

“在丧失泰斯以后,大家确实必须一个高个子。”湖人经理丹尼-浙江安吉在今日上午的记者招待会上说。“比尔掌握攻击,他是一个杰出的足球运动员。他在场中和赛场下都将是一个令人震惊的存有。”

当接着被问到拉塞尔的年纪时,浙江安吉从袋子里取出手机上讲了句“抱歉,它是我的中国菜”,随后就从演讲台上离开了出来,消退在了布帘后边。

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[–]CelticsSpinexel 1932 指標 16小時前

Fucking hell Brooklyn gets another ring chaser.

可恶的布鲁克林又多了一个追求完美总冠军戒指的足球运动员。

[–]76ersthemikesem 859 指標 15小時前

I think a 12th ring would really help his legacy.

我觉得12枚钻戒会对他的热血传奇职业生涯有一定的协助。

[–]Han_sani 23 指標 12小時前

It's his lack of finals MVPs that hurt him, kd probably gonna steal that from him too.

在2020年决赛中,他未能取得决赛MVP,这使他恨透了,詹姆斯很有可能会从他头顶再度夺走(FMVP)。

(比尔-拉塞尔尽管得到了11个冠军 ,可是他自己从来没有得到过决赛MVP,但是他曾得到五个NBA常规赛MVP)

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[–]TimberwolvesSandorTheLumberjack 2405 指標 16小時前

he'd probably be the best center for the raptors,hhh.

他将变成猛龙队中最好是的后卫,哈哈哈哈哈。

[–]76ersBabaBrody 77 指標 16小時前

Worth a look on a 10 day as Embiid insurance.

凯尔特人足球迷:做为恩比德的商业保险,非常值得为他签订一份10天的合同书。

[–]drewshillerbelying 165 指標 16小時前

BROOKLYN!Add that 12 all stars appearances to their roster.

布鲁克林!获得了她们胡链第12位明星赛!

[–]gunter_grass 37 指標 16小時前

KD is putting on lip stick now...

詹姆斯如今已经上妆…

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[–]MavericksFun_Ordinary_2204 24 指標 16小時前

Bill Russell is a legend that I don’t want to see gone. So sad that so many of his friends have passed away.

比尔-拉塞尔是一个热血传奇,我不愿意见到他消退。他的许多盆友都过世,我很难过。

[–]prettom1 140 指標 14小時前*

He's probably just exaggerating as a joke. Either that or health issues are preventing him from standing up straight.As recently as 2013, he still appeared a bit taller than Lebron. Back in 2019, Lebron measured 6'8.5" without shoes. Bill in his prime was 6'9.5" w/o shoes, so it doesn't look like he lost much height.Also, more recently at the 2019 ESPYs, standing with Kareem, Kobe and Giannis; Bill appears to be maybe a bit shorter than Giannis, but definitely a lot taller than Kobe, so again his height doesn't seem to have changed much.

他很有可能仅仅在玩笑并有一些浮夸,要不便是健康问题使他站弯曲。就在2013年,他看上去或是比詹姆斯高一点。返回2019年,詹姆斯个子6英尺8.5英寸,不穿鞋子的状况下。比尔在他的顶峰阶段是6英尺9.5英寸,沒有穿篮球鞋,因此看上去他的个子并沒有减少是多少。

除此之外,在近期的2019年ESPYS颁奖盛典(ESPY巨奖奖赏以往一年中在体育文化比赛场上主要表现最好的选手)上,与贾巴尔、科比和阿德托昆博站在一起的情况下,比尔看上去很有可能比阿德托昆博矮一点,但毫无疑问比科比·布莱恩特高许多,因此他的个子好像沒有很大转变 。

[–][BRK] Timofey MozgovSwoah 3 指標 15小時前

The fact that he is even at the gym still at his age is amazing. Good for him I hope to be like that at his age. Or alive. I’ll settle for alive too.

他这个年龄仍在健身会所锻练,这确实是太难以置信了。他真棒,希望在他这个年龄也可以像他一样。或是是能活著就可以了,我觉得生存下去。

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[–]Warriorsrealsyedshah 19 指標 16小時前

Warriors really needed a rim protector.

nba勇士足球迷:nba火箭队确实必须一个护框者。

[–]76ersEaseofUse 3 指標 15小時前

Imagine being so tall that you shrink 4 inches in your old age. I barely got 4 inches taller through the entirety of high school.

想像一下,如果你看起来很高时,你能在年迈时出现缩水4英寸,可是全部普通高中职业生涯,我还沒有长个子过4英寸。

[–]etr4807 2 指標 15小時前

Looks like the real April Fools' joke is that this was not an April Fools' joke. He just signed with the Nets.

来看这好像个真实的圣诞节玩笑话,但这并并不是个圣诞节玩笑话,他刚和篮网队签订啦。

[–]10thbannedaccount 2 指標 14小時前

The NBA All-Star game should have a Legends Game. Russell, Kareem, Magic, Byrd, Jordan, etc all getting together to play tournament style game of 1vs1 HORSE.

NBA全明星应当有一场热血传奇赛事,拉塞尔、贾巴尔、魔法师、伯德、飞人乔丹等这些人都应当聚在一起打一场公开赛式的1V1赛事。

[–]Cavaliershashtagpow 2 指標 12小時前

I'd 100% pay to watch that happen. It'd be fun to watch the inner conflict of "do I dominate this crusty old man or do I let him dominate me because it's bill fucking Russell?".

我百分之百想要掏钱看这类事产生。看球赛的情况下心里的矛盾会很有意思:“我是要操纵这一难除的老头,或是使他操纵我,由于那但是**的比尔-拉塞尔。”

[–][SAS] Dejounte Murrayjumpijehosaphat 0 指標 15小時前

Watching Brady win the Super Bowl this year has Bill thinking he can suit up. He can now go to Shaq and tell him "Rings Ernah!"

见到布雷迪2020年赢下了北京摄影大赛,比尔感觉他也可以担任。他现在可以去找奥尼尔,对他说“给Ernah通电话了!”

[–]Lakerslp_phnx327 1 指標 14小時前

I wonder how prime Bill Russell would do in today's league if he had his athletic and mechanics then paired with his knowledge of the game now.

想要知道假如比尔-拉塞尔有着他那时候的健身运动工作能力和技术性,再再加上他如今的赛事基本常识,他会在今天的同盟中主要表现怎样。

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[–]Warriorsdating_derp 1 指標 12小時前

What players would we reasonably assume this kind of headline from? D Wade? I don't think anyone really retires when they're still effective anymore. Not since MJs 2nd retirement.

大家有效地假定下,什么足球运动员很有可能会发生在这类题目下?德怀恩-乔丹吗?我觉得没人会在还能打的情况下离休,自打飞人乔丹第二次退伍后就没了。

[–]KoreanEan 1 指標 7小時前

Hypothetically there’s no rules saying an old man can’t be signed to a team right? I mean there’s dudes on teams that don’t play a single minute so why not let old Bill here get another ring on a Vet Minimum deal?

假定沒有要求说一个老年人不可以签订到足球队,我的意思是,有一些足球队的足球运动员一分钟也不打,为什么不可以让老比尔签一份最少合同书,随后去获得另一枚戒指呢?

[–]InuNekoMainichiFun 153 指標 12小時前

if the NBA was like MMA, we could see SHAQ unretire, sign a 1 day contract, just to sub into a game, and camp the three point line, shooting nothing but threes, literally not moving an inch on offense or defense.

假如NBA如同综合格斗一样,我们可以见到大白鲨不退伍,签一份1天的合同书,仅仅为了更好地参与一场赛事,在三分线上安营安营,除开三分球全都不投,在攻击和防御上寸步不移。

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